CAUTION MERCURY RETROGRADE BEANIE

Something is about to go wrong. You might as well be warm.

The Caution: Mercury Retrograde Ahead Knit Beanie is for dropped calls, missed texts, and plans that suddenly “need to be rescheduled.” Featuring the yellow diamond caution graphic, it works as both a warning and a coping mechanism.

Made from a soft, lightweight knit, this beanie keeps you comfortable without overheating or itching. Easy to wear, easy to wash, and easy to blame when communication breaks down.

Perfect for cooler days, bad timing, and situations you already saw coming.


• 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
• Machine washable
• One size fits all

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!