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SUBTLE AQUARIUS TOTE

$22.00
Say goodbye to plastic. Not everything is for you.

The You Wouldn’t Get It Aquarius Tote is for carrying necessities without explaining yourself. Featuring the abstract face artwork and the phrase You wouldn’t get it, it leans into detachment, subtle humor, and the comfort of not clarifying.

Made from sturdy organic cotton twill, this tote has plenty of space for groceries, books, and whatever you picked up without intending to. Strong enough to carry up to 30 pounds, while remaining lightweight and understated.

Use it for errands, quiet observation, or walking away from conversations that require too much context.


• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Say goodbye to plastic. Not everything is for you.

The You Wouldn’t Get It Aquarius Tote is for carrying necessities without explaining yourself. Featuring the abstract face artwork and the phrase You wouldn’t get it, it leans into detachment, subtle humor, and the comfort of not clarifying.

Made from sturdy organic cotton twill, this tote has plenty of space for groceries, books, and whatever you picked up without intending to. Strong enough to carry up to 30 pounds, while remaining lightweight and understated.

Use it for errands, quiet observation, or walking away from conversations that require too much context.


• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!